Ever notice how "Bar Back" looks alot like "Bare Back"?

ALMOST makes you want to apply for a bartending job.

HI ZANN!!!! =D

*The gnomes go in, the gnomes come out, the gnomes make it slippery all about. You can slurp it up as it spurts out and make the gnomes yell, grunt, moan, scream and shout.*

~Eve~

elsie the cow on the milk cartons and elmer the bull on the glue labels are married.

is it true ? or just a sick image that only i would imagine

1. Disney produced an animated film called The Story of Menstruation

2. The nursery rhyme "Sing a Song of Sixpence" originated as a coded message used for recruiting pirates.

3. Charlie Chaplin once lost a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.

4. The youngest mother on record was a five-year-old Peruvian girl.

5. Coca-Cola recalled an advertising poster due to a risque image hidden within it.

6. Steven Spielberg got his start in the film industry by sneaking into Universal Studios and commandeering an unoccupied office.

7. The woman Jack Nicholson thought to be his sister turned out to be his mother.

8. Casinos pump extra oxygen onto the gaming floors during the early-morning hours to keep tired patrons from heading off to bed.

9. Sylvester Stallone once starred in a porn film.

10. Burglars check newspaper obituaries so they can clean out homes while the residents are away attending funerals.

which of these b actresses was casted for the next Movie Star on the new Gilligan's Island reality show on tbs ?

Annette Funicello
Beyonce'
Carmen Electra
Cybill Sheperd
Jenny Mcarthy
Pamela Anderson
Shannon Elizabeth
Shannen Doherty
Teri Garr

It was eleven years ago on this date
that a younger and more motivated
chrsblck left home for the Army.
Dont worry about me.
Only three short years and
twenty-seven airplane jumps later
I was honerably discharged

Mike didn't blow out the candles fast enough..... there were so many they melted his cake.... better luck next time Mike!


Happy Birthday !

Mike and i recently took a trip down to Fort Knox to check out Medieval Day. when the rest of the country hears "Fort Knox" i'm sure they picture a huge fortress filled with bars of gold, probably as it shows up in Bugs Bunny cartoons. however, in Maine we have an actual fort that goes by that name. various events are held there throughout the year, and it's always a good place to go run around if you're bored in the middle of summer.

Medieval Day pics:


the best part was watching the knights fight it out. they did melees and team battles...


...as well as some one-on-one. everything they used was fake, including their cardboard axes and poles in place of swords, but it was still quite a show to watch.


the battlefield strewn with discarded weapons and corpses as the teams fought for their countries and fair maidens.


the fair maidens...


here is the view from the top of the fort as it overlooks the Penobscot River and the deliciously cute town of Bucksport on the other side.


to the left we could see them launching pumpkins (!) into the river with a trebuchet. if only i could have captured it well on film... those poor pumpkins really flew.


the halls inside the fort are great for cooling down, and visitors are free to explore them.


this is what a lot of the halls actually look like without the benefit of camera flashes and photo software. SpoOoOOoKy. can't wait for the annual Halloween bash... they supposedly turn the whole place into a haunted house. ::wets self::

there wasn't all that much else to the day that we saw: some sweaty guys fencing, some song and dance, and food that looked like health items from Wizards and Warriors.

btw, everyone say happy birthday to Mike today... cuz today's the day ;)

Man-made rainforest baffles scientists

thanks zann

ahhhhhhhhhh

Hi everyone! Yep, I didn't disappear, and I've finally decided to post after my return from the short vacation to Florida.

Anyone notice that the hours of light each day is diminishing? Do you know what that means? It means I'm going into hibernation because this Floridian can't take the New York winters. It means I break out all the blankets (I sleep with five on the bed) including the electric. It means I gain 5lbs from consuming hot chocolate at least once a day. It means that I'm going to complain for the next 6 months of cold weather, so get used to it.

In other news, if you have the capability to watch streaming video (maybe you can catch this one at work sistah) or figure a way to d/l this, I recommend you do so. It's quite the lengthy video, (app. 10 minutes) but if you enjoy Mario Brothers you'll be happy you made the sacrifice.

Blindfolded Mario Brothers Pianist

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
14. Stop singing and read on.........
15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?
17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

some of these are downright roffle-tastic.

XP SP2 gets my thumbs up simply because it has not destroyed my machine, and it is free to order on cd, so i don't need to spend 2 hours updating on every other machine at work.

Windows Media Player 10 is cooler than the previous Windows Media Players. make of that what you will.

note that my September 11th post is not about September 11th, but that doesn't mean i don't care.

I looked at my favorite places window, and boy, i havent organized it in a while. In doing so, a year back to this very week, my geeky nostalgic quest tickeled a few more brains than i anticipated.

::insert wavey flashback graphic while viewing link::

x-entertainment helped me!

Donna went blonde.

Was it the trend in whatever '70s (should be '80s by now) fashion to dye your hair, or is it just a last ditch effort on the writer's part to make you stop channel flipping for a Neilson minute or so to go " ... seen it , seen it, boring , boring, see- wait! is Eric Foreman's woman a blonde now?!"

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There is a light in the attic. The switch to turn it on is one of three switches. your job is to figure out which is the switch to the attic light by only going up the stairs only once.
This is a one person job, do what you will with the switches, but no, you cant see if it's on from downstairs.

How do you know which light switch it is with only one trip up to the attic?

this will give you a head start

prison bitch name generator

best fwd of the day:

Remember ABBOTT and COSTELLO Jokes? Hope you enjoy this one. In today's world, Bud ABBOTT and Lou COSTELLO's famous sketch "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this....

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT:
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks.I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer.I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows.I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer!I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, lets just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?
ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If it's a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 & 4. Can I watch them?
ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great! With what?
ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I'm at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
ABBOTT: You click the blue "1".
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
ABBOTT: The blue "1".
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue w?
ABBOTT: The blue "1" is Real One and the blue "W" is Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there's three words in "office for windows"!
ABBOTT: No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words out there.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?
ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn't even part of Office.
COSTELLO: STOP! Don't start that again. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

A FEW DAYS LATER . .
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START"...

i just had to post this, so lets hear em.

1. Dog bites off man's schlong - i don't want to know how this came about.
   
2. Congressman quits over gay rumors - that's a shame.
   
3. Bold amphibious escape attempt by Berlin zoo bear, w/picture, you MUST READ this - smarter than the average bear, but not quite smart enough.
   
4. Dave Matthews Band bus caught on video - finally, after all this time, i know what he's talking about when he says he did it. silly busdrivers.
   
5. Lack of sex has chimp huffing and puffing - a smoking chimp. right. that's lovely.
6. annnnnd tada! Radio 4 revives Hitchhiker's game - an updated version of the beloved text H2G2 game is in the works.