The lawyer turns up with the last page of Kenny's will. On it, Kenny's wish with life support says that "for the love of god, don't ever .....
show me in that condition on national television
i cant even skip breakfast.
Creepy-Ass Burger King

Time for another random 5
Toad = Dee Snider?
How Marshmallow Peeps Are Born
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Finally, the packaged chicks are placed in cardboard boxes for shipping. Peeps are sold in 30 countries around the world. | ||||
| Fun Fact |
Just Born is named for Sam Born, who grew up in Russia and came to America in 1910. He started his business with a small candy shop in New York City. The company's headquarters has been in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, since 1932. |
meow!
TIME Magazine Covers
This day in history....
| 1657 | France and England form an alliance against Spain. | |
| 1743 | Handel's Messiah is performed for the first time in London. | |
| 1775 | American revolutionary hero Patrick Henry, while addressing the House of Burgesses, declares "give me liberty, or give me death!" | |
| 1791 | Etta Palm, a Dutch champion of woman's rights, sets up a group of women's clubs called the Confederation of the Friends of Truth. | |
| 1848 | Hungary proclaims its independence of Austria. | |
| 1857 | Elisha Otis installs the first modern passenger elevator in a public building, at the corner of Broome Street and Broadway in New York City. | |
| 1858 | Eleazer A. Gardner of Philadelphia patents the cable street car, which runs on overhead cables. | |
| 1862 | Confederate General Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson faces his only defeat at the Battle of Kernstown, Va | |
| 1880 | John Stevens of Neenah, Wis., patents the grain crushing mill. This mill allows flour production to increase by 70 percent. | |
| 1901 | A group of U.S. Army soldier led by Brig. Gen. Frederick Funston capture Emilio Aguinaldo, the leader of the Philippine Insurrection of 1899. | |
| 1903 | The Wright brothers obtain an airplane patent. | |
| 1909 | British Lt. Ernest Shackleton finds the magnetic South Pole. | |
| 1909 | Theodore Roosevelt begins an African safari sponsored by the Smithsonian Institution and National Geographic Society. | |
| 1917 | Austrian Emperor Charles I makes a peace proposal to French President Poincare. | |
| 1920 | Great Britain denounces the United States because of its delay in joining the League of Nations. | |
| 1921 | Arthur G. Hamilton sets a new parachute record, safely jumping 24,400 feet. | |
| 1927 | Captain Hawthorne Gray sets a new balloon record soaring to 28,510 feet. | |
| 1933 | The Reichstag gives Adolf Hitler the power to rule by decree. | |
| 1942 | The Japanese occupy the Anadaman Islands in the Indian Ocean. | |
| 1951 | U.S. paratroopers descend from flying boxcars in a surprise attack in Korea. | |
| 1956 | Pakistan becomes the first Islamic republic, although it is still within the British Commonwealth. | |
| 1967 | Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. calls the Vietnam War the biggest obstacle to the civil rights movement. | |
| 1970 | Mafia boss Carlo Gambino is arrested for plotting to steal $3 million. | |
| 1972 | The United States calls a halt to the peace talks on Vietnam being held in Paris. | |
| 1981 | U.S. Supreme Court upholds a law making statutory rape a crime for men but not women. |
636 dollars a month for 6 years, and a forever lost friend
too cute
i may be beating a dead Epona...
Happy St. Patrick's Day
A New Bunny

DO NOT PLACE YOUR POWERPAD OVER AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND
I've been an eBay seller in the field of vintage games for close to a year.
I've exchanged hundreds of video game related items, new and used, and still do till this day, but I have never experienced anything like this or even remotely similar.
I don't feel threatened by this, supernatural or whatever it may be, but I do not feel exactly comfortable with it either.
Up for auction is what I would call a haunted, Vintage, Video Game System, The Nintendo NES.
I don't really like using the word 'haunted' when describing this, considering the first thing you would think about is something from a horror movie, but I really can't come up with another way to explain it.
There is a local thrift store here in Brooklyn, NYC, that I've been doing business with for some years now.
About a month and a half ago I made one of my visits to the shop and found this '80s Nintendo System.
When I purchased this Unit I asked the owner of the shop about who brought the System in, and what he actually told me was that a gentleman had donated it that same morning and said "It was just sitting in his attic", and according to him, it supposedly belonged to his son who passed away years ago.
At first I thought the guy was just joking with me like he usually does, so I really didn't think much about it at the time.
Unfortunately, that's all I know about the background of this system. I do not know any specifics about anything else as far as the previous owner is concerned.
I went back there about 2 weeks ago to try to find out more since what has been happening, but he doesn't know anything else.
But I do know something is not so right with this.
As far as technical functioning, the Nintendo System has its occasional 'blinking' screen if a game is dirty, like any other Nintendo System, but for the most part it functions pretty well.
However, that's not what I mean about something not being right with this...
I brought this System home, and on the first night of playing, about 10 minutes into the game, I began hearing sounds similar to human voices, mumbling to the background music of the television.
Naturally I thought it may have been static or something to that effect, or maybe it somehow interfered with a truck driver's CB Radio System, so I didn't pay much attention to it.
But it continued through-out the entire time I was playing, stop for a minute or two, then start again. It got to the point where I went really close to the TV, I paused the game to try to hear it a little better, but then it would get silent. When I would unpause it, there it would go again.
I know it sounded like there was a conversation going on but I couldn't make out any of the words.
I have my beliefs but I've never really been one into believing so much about Spirits and Crossover-Communication, but repeating the conversation I had with the guy in the shop wasn't helping at all. And until this day, I go back there and this man still sticks to the same exact story.
To my knowledge, there is no technical problem with any vintage Nintendo Gaming System that causes any of these 'symptoms'.
Since owning this System, I've experienced hearing sounds of mumbling and laughing in the background music of different games (all sounding Exactly the same and all on numerous occasions).
On 3 separate occasions I've had the game 'Pause' by itself, without having my finger anywhere near the 'Start' button of the controller, and the really suspicious thing about it was the fact the timing of the Pause always happened to be during an intense moment of a game, as if the intentions were made for me to lose.
I even tried different controllers, which I've sold on eBay, thinking it may have been some type of controller glitch with the originals... and yet still have the same exact things happen.
Every time I power this unit on is like getting ready for something new to happen.
And not only with me. I've invited close friends and family members over, and some but not all have witnessed something strange happen, like the one time the 'Arrow icon' on the Main Options screen of a game actually moved down to 2 Player Mode, all while the controller was out of my hand.
I've had some of my friends accuse me of purchasing this Unit from a Novelty store for the sake of pulling pranks, which I doubt even exists in the first place.
It has gotten to the point where my Fiance never lets me turn the System on when she's in the house and I have friends that refuse to even play a game with me.
Even my cat won't go anywhere near this System, unless she's 5 feet away and hesitating to sniff at it, and not only that, she's been running back and forth through the house in the middle of the night during the past few weeks, and that's something she's never done in the entire 8 years that I've owned her.
I sincerely believe there may be some form of strong connection or attachment between this system and its previous owner.
The reason I am listing this... to be honest it's starting to freak me out, as well as the people around me. I don't feel threatened, I just don't understand it and I'm not exactly comfortable with keeping this in my home.
So, at the request of friends and loved ones, I'll be going my separate ways with this system, regardless if it's an actual supernatural presence or everyone is just being paranoid. I'll be putting this unit up for 1 Penny without a reserve price, if you're the high bidder, the Unit and everything with it will be yours
It comes with its 2 original controllers, the original Zapper Gun, a copy of the Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt game, along with its original AC-adaptor which came with black electric tape wrapped around it, but works without any problems, and a naki Rf-switch, which is everything needed to power-up and play.
Old man winter can kiss my snowflakes.
neat sites week in review
Constantine

Mumbo Jumbo
Use a number two pencil, please.
Everybody's going surfin'... surfin .. not USA
CANBERRA, Australia - More than 40 surfers cruised into the record books Saturday when they successfully rode a giant surfboard off an Australian beach, breaking the previous world record set by an English team of 14 people in 2003.
More than 5,000 people gathered Saturday to watch riders conquer the 40-foot-long, 10-foot-wide board, newspapers reported. The board, created by board shaper Nev Hyman, arrived by semitrailer. More than 20 people carried it to the surf.
The riders at the Queensland state tourist city, Gold Coast, where the Quiksilver and Roxy Pro surf competitions were held, included pro surfers Chris Ward of California and Australian champion Danny Wills.
Newspaper reports of how many riders took part ranged from 44 to 47.
Hyman said the four-minute ride to shore was worth the monthlong effort to build the board.
"It was the best four minutes of my surfing life. It went in strong and straight," Hyman told Queensland's The Sunday Mail newspaper.
The board that set the 2003 record was 36 feet long.
quiz time!!
Progressive Boink - Mario on Ice
Dream a little dream.....