A box full of Christmas!
So ChrsBlck and I were discussing school supplies this evening, and we came upon the topic of crayons. Not just any old crayon mind you, but the mother of all crayon sets. The Crayola 120 count box with built in sharpener! It doesn't get any holier than thou.

(I will pause here while you bow down in appreciation of all that is Crayola)

Ok, carrying on. The History of Crayola Crayons is quite the trip down memory lane. What started out as a simple box of eight, would end up multiplying time and time again until we run out of proper names for colors, and thus had to begin inventing them.

This brings me to the next topic. After deciding that ROY G. BIV just wouldn't do, we began to use our imaginations. Now it's difficult to keep track of all those off-the-wall names. How are we to remember names such as atomic tangerine and unmellow yellow?? Well, I'm glad you asked! 120 Colors for you and me!

And did you know that Crayola has a hands-on factory in Pennsylvania??

Finally, I give you, PBS kids. Come along on Mr. Rogers' magical journey which teaches how crayons are made. It doesn't get any better than this, folks. Fasten your trolley belts! We're off to the Land of Make Believe! *Ding Ding*
Videos for IGNcube's Nintendo "Revolution" FAQ
This needs to be shared with the world. I felt as if I were watching a preacher man on Sunday morning.
Videos for IGNcube's Nintendo "Revolution" FAQ
what rock have i been hiding under ?!



today is the first time i saw Army of Darkness. i was clued into the fact that it's a major cult fav, so ill be brief with my first impression.

ummm. what the hell was that!?
It's all ice cream and perky nipples until someone shaves a llama!
Have you ever wondered "Where the hell was I?" Charlie's managed to keep Zann and I entertained for at least fifteen minutes with his Cliche-O-Matic. That's no small task, and thus, we've decided to pass along the fun.

I must warn you. Swallow all beverages you may currently be drinking, and please, put down the spaghetti!

Charlie's Cliche-O-Matic
i heart Dan Fielding
after watching this shit til my eyes bulged during this past week, i feel the need to point it out here.



that's right, kids, the great and powerful, not to mention Mel Torme-lovin' Night Court has returned to television. i've always said that this was the most underrated sitcom of all times. as a child i loved it. yeah, i was a freak of a child who watched sitcoms every night, whether they were current or on my beloved Nick @ Nite.

anyway, it's finally back. i enjoy it even more now because i understand all the innuendo and can appreciate the neverending string of cameo actors in the courtroom.
The Argument For Sephiroth
Sephiroth is the greatest video game villain ever. Period.

I know. I hear the voices of dissent now. Out of the hundreds upon thousands of video games in the world, how can I, with such certainty, call Sephiroth the greatest video game villain of them all?

There's a two part answer: first off, you have to figure at least half the games ever made have no villains whatsoever: games like Tetris, Katamari Damacy or The Sims. Then, of the remaining games, a little more than half of those have some of the most laughable bosses ever: bosses like the forgettable Dr. Machino, Booger Meister, and Queen Pulsating, Bloated, Festering, Sweaty, Pus-filled, Malformed, Slug-For-A-Butt.

Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino's Butt; Sega Genesis
Did you play this game? Were we gipped or what?


So, this leaves us with a decent handful of villains: long-standing icons like King Bowser, Ganon, and Robotnik. But before comparing these great minds of evil to the most diabolical antagonist of all time, let's take a moment to consider Seph's qualities:

Sephiroth1. His Look. It's the first thing you'll notice about Sephiroth: he's a bishonen. A pretty-boy. Handsome doesn't do him justice. Just look at him: the exposed chest, the black leather coat, the flowing white hair, and striking, Mako-green eyes. Beyond his quiet exterior, you can see his smugness, his confidence in his slight smile--one that borders on insane. But Sephiroth is completely in control. And for the record, I am NOT gay.

2. His Power. In FFVII, Sephiroth is a member of SOLDIER, an elite military group headed by the Shinra organization, and considered one of the strongest people in the world. This is clearly evidenced by his fighting skills, his magic prowess, and his ability to wield the impossibly wieldable sword, Masamune. In Kingdom Hearts, Seph makes a cameo as a hidden boss, and he is so utterly powerful that you'll nearly break the controller in frustration. Sometimes you'll die within the first fifteen seconds. Tell me that's not powerful.

3. His Mind. Due to Sephiroth's connection with the Jenova project, along with his subsequent merging with the Lifestream of the planet, Sephiroth's mind practically explodes with knowledge. Not only does he come up with a delicious plot for world domination, he also has mental abilities that allow him to create clones, manifest himself in the real world, and even control other Jenova/Mako infected beings. I'm no psychic, but I'll bet a box of Oreos it takes great mental control to do these things, and his ability to do so is a testament to his intelligence.

4. The Evil Factor. This cat's evil: consider all the things he did in the name of his 'mother' and the Ancients: he slaughtered the entire population of Nibelheim, Cloud Strife's hometown, and burnt the village to the ground. He seriously injured Zack and Tifa Lockheart, killed Tifa's father, and nearly murdered Cloud. Five years later, he desicmated the Shinra headquarters, murdered the company President, then used our hero as a puppet to bring the Black Materia to him and called Meteor to destroy the whole friggin' planet! Oh yeah, and he killed this girl, I think...

All this adds up to one bad-ass, nearly invincible villain. Instead of pitting him against heroes from other video games, imagine if he were to face off against his fellow villains? King Bowser? The turtle jumps around the belches fire. Sephiroth has killed dragons bigger than the Koopa King, so what kind fo a threat is Mario's nemesis to Seph?

What about M. Bison from the Street Fighter series? Bison is one of the toughest enemies ever created for a fighting game, but even though his hands and feet might go all Inspecter Gadget on Sephiroth, can Bison summon comets from the sky? I think not. Plus, the Street Fighter looks ugly as hell, like he got in a fight with an ugly stick, and lost.

Revolver Ocelot? The guy just won't die and stay dead. He's sadistic, vile, and a deadly shot. But if Sephiroth has the kind of god-like ability to move like the wind, there's nothing stopping him from slicing up Ocelot like the Fox-Hound he is.

So, in conclusion, if ever there were a great gaming villain, Sephiroth is that guy.

Sephiroth in the upcoming Advent Children movie.

Thoughts? Comments? ... complaints? You know you've got 'em. Share them... if you DARE!
IGN: Zelda Delayed to Next Year
IGN: Zelda Delayed to Next Year

::sobs uncontrollably::



This young Japanese woman caught my eye , and boy I wish I could have asked her about the shirt she was wearing. Either she is the funniest person on earth, a complete idiot, or maybe she just doesn't speak English.

Well, now I want one. I think im gonna make this shirt cause I love the confused look on people's faces when I explained what I saw. A few mentioned it probably was bought at the dollar store. but for me, they are way low balling the price on this one.

i dont want to alienate anyone here, so ill clue ya in. its a star, not a heart.
Cheesiest Sci-Fi Movie Line Ever
"This is my Kung-Fu, and it is strong."
Hey look guys!
John Kerry



has gone metal!



Oh... no.. wait.. that's Trent Reznor!

for you Lost fans
watch this:

The Llama Song!

old news? ok, then watch this:

The Sawyer Song

btw, Lost is back in six weeks.
The Island vs Clonus Horror
i'm borrowing this link from a MST3K myspace group, because i know at least one of you will appreciate it:



Fangoria - America's Horror Magazine

ok, a few months ago, as soon as i saw the preview for The Island i was like...holy shit! i like mittens!

after researching, i couldn't believe that it was a ripoff, not a remake. there was instant debate on every board by other such obsessive observant MiSTies. i'm glad everyone has noticed and they're taking action.

so not only does our current movie industry blow because they're remaking old movies, both good and bad, but now they're ripping off terrible movies that they may not have known had major exposure through MST3K.

the other side of the coin is the vast majority of the population has never seen Clonus, and even the writers of The Island could not have known it existed. still, as the article states, the resemblances are obvious and can't be ignored.

hilarious.

if anyone's seen The Island, are Professor Darren and Dr. Super Mario Brother in it too?!
mindless TV trivia
"I love myself like I love cake"

A quote I heard on what reality show

A: Wild on Tara
B: Monique's Fat Chance
C: Britney and Kevin: Chaotic

please pick up your keypad and cast your vote now
Oh man I am seriously LOLing over h3r3...
I just had the best game of Smash Bros. Melee ever in which I won $80. I'm on top of the world. Which reminds me, do we have any players in E301?j If so, are you good? Who do you like? DO you hate Brinstar Depths as much as I do?
Zann! Sistah! It's good news!
Lincoln would be proud. Chips for your sack lunch for a year... $5.00!
Idiot. Smokies! The Bandit would not be amused.
Holy cheese, Batman! I'll see you guys in a few weeks!
No Jo-Jo's were hurt...
.. in the making of this game.

Kitten Cannon

996ft was my best in the ten minutes I played...
Zann and I are playing Parchisi at Uproar, and you need to come play too! C'mon, we are UNSTOPABLE!!!!!! ROOOOOOOAR!
Where's George ?
see where iv'e been,
track where i'll go next!
www.wheresgeorge.com






Im posting this to bring attention to money that have messages to read. They are usually rubber stamped. My newest hobby is a free fun pastime to quench the obsessive compulsive thirsts of people who find tracking money fascinating.

its simple. If you find a stamped bill, just enter the serial number into the wheresgeorge.com website, and spend it along its way. Or if you want a bit more action, enter in the numbers of bills that cross your path, and stamp the bill yourself. (cheapos can just write it on the bill). Its neat to see your money travel around the country. heck it even makes it to other parts of the world sometime.

articles and interviews about where's george

if you dont find this the least bit amusing, then i guess you're just not geeky enough to be bothered with.

i hope you enjoy. ;)
Good Kong Bad Kong
Does anyone know Donkey Kong became a kremlin bashing do gooder instead of a fearsome barrell hurling baddie? I think it all started with Mario Kart. I never wanted to use him because he was a "baddie", but I thought he isn't all that bad because the item that represented him was a bannana and I liked bannas and got quite adept at using them.

Then Nintendo came out with Donkey Kong Country, with a family of Kongs, Candy, Diddy, and Cranky. Now all of a sudden he is humanized, he has a family, feelings, and even....an enemy, King K. Rule.

Of course we all know what happened then, Diddy Kong Racing came out and further congealed the thought of nice apes in our heads and poof, you have a Donkey Kong that seems as harmless as Princess Peach with a 1up mushroom.

Personally, I miss DK on evil rampages stuggling to get Mario by throwing nearby available objects.



No more spiraling circles!
I found this list here at Great Facts and thought I'd share since I hadn't heard a lot of these strange ideas. Here goes.

-More Monopoly money is printed yearly than real money throughout the world.
-Penguins are not found in the North Pole
-People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier errors worldwide.
-A dentist invented the Electric Chair.
-Rudolf the Red-nosed reindeer was actually created as a promotional figure for Montgommery -Wards department stores.
-A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
-Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
-A whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
-Walt Disney got the idea for Mickey Mouse from watching mice play in a garage, where he was forced to work, because he could not afford to rent an art studio.
-About 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens each year.
-About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
-Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf .
-The "O" when used as a prefix in Irish surnames means "descendant of."
-Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
-Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.
-Charlie Brown's dad was a barber.
-Fish scales are an ingredient in most lipsticks.
-Frank Baum, the writer of "The Wizrd of OZ", looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz.
-"The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (a variety of the marijuana plant) paper
-On average, every chocolate bar contains at least three insect legs.
-Up until the early 20th century, New Jersey and Wisconsin had laws allowing the castration of epileptics
-"A motion to table a motion to reconsider a vote to table an appeal of a ruling that a point of order was not in order against a motion to table another point of order against a motion to bring to a vote the motion to call up the resolution that would institute a rules change."
-"Adcomsubordcomphibspac" is the longest acronym. It is a Navy term standing for -Administrative Command, Amphibious Forces, Pacific Fleet Subordinate Command.
-"Allah Akbar, Allah Akbar, La Allah Il Allah, La Allah Il Allah U Mohammed Rassul Allah" is heard by more people than any other sound of the human voice. This is the prayer recited by muezzins from each of the four corners of the prayer tower as Moslems all over the world face toward Mecca and kneel at sunset. It means: "God is great. There is no God but God, and Mohammed is the prophet of God."
-"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
-"Aromatherapy" is a term coined by French chemist Rene Maurice Gattefosse in the 1920's to describe the practice of using essential oils taken from plants, flowers, roots, seeds, etc., in healing.
-"Asthma" and "isthmi" are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels between.
-"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson was the first video to air on MTV by a black artist.
-"Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
-"Conservationalists" & "Conversationalists" (18 letters) are the longest non-scientific transposals (word formed from another by changing its letters).
-"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
-"Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
-"Fickleheaded" and "fiddledeedee" are the longest words consisting only of letters in the first half of the alphabet.
-"Flushable" toilets were in use in ancient Rome.
-"Fortnight" is a contraction of "fourteen nights." In the US "two weeks" is more commonly used.
-"Forty" is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. "One" is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.
-"Four" is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number.
-"Hang on Sloopy" is the official rock song of Ohio.
-"Happy Birthday" was the first song to be performed in outer space, sung by the Apollo IX astronauts on March 8, 1969.
-"Kemo Sabe, meaning an all knowing one, is actually a mispronunciation by Native American of the Spanish phrase, Quien lo Sabe, meaning one who knows."
-The lunula is the half-moon shaped pale area at the bottom of finger nails.
-"Ma is as selfless as I am" can be read the same way backwards. If you take away all the spaces you can see that all the letters can be spelled out both ways.
-"Mad About You" star Paul Reiser plays the piano on the show's theme song.
-"One thousand" contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.
-"Ough" can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.
-"Rhythms" is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.
-"Second string," meaning "replacement or backup," comes from the middle ages. An archer always carried a second string in case the one on his bow broke.
-"Speak of the Devil" is short for "Speak of the Devil and he shall come". It was believed that if you spoke about the Devil it would attract his attention. That's why when you're talking about someone and they show up people say "Speak of the Devil."
-"Stewardesses" is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
-"Tautonyms" are scientific names for which the genus and species are the same.
-"Taxi" is spelled exactly the same in English, French, German, Swedish, Portuguese, and Dutch.
-"Teh" means "cool" in Thai. (Pronounced "tay").
-"The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
-"THEREIN" is a seven-letter word that contains thirteen words spelled using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er, here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in, therein, and herein.
-"Underground" is the only word in the English language that begins and ends with the letters "und."
-$203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
-1 and 2 are the only numbers where they are values of the numbers of the factors they have.
-1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.
-1 in every 3 people in the country of Israel use a cell phone.
-1 kg (2.2 pounds) of lemons contain more sugar than 1 kg of strawberries.
-1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire are strung across the Unites States.
-1.7 litres of saliva is produced each day. In Discovery Channel, its a quart.
-10 percent of all human beings ever born are alive at this very moment.
-10% of human dry weight comes from bacteria
-11% of the world is left-handed.
-111, 111, 111 X 111, 111, 111 = 12, 345, 678, 987, 654, 321
-1200 equals 1 pound (72 rupees).
-123,000,000 cars are being driven on highways in the United States.
-166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the United States.
-1959's A Raisin in the Sun was the first play by a black woman to be produced on Broadway.
-2 and 5 are the only prime numbers that end in 2 or 5.
-22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next hour.
-25% of a human's bones are in its feet.
-259200 people die every day.
-27% of Americans believe we never landed on the moon.
-27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."
-3% of all mammals are monogamous
-315 words in the 1996 Webster's dictionary were mispelled.
-4 tablespoons of ketchup has about the same amount of nutrition as a ripe tomato.
-40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet.
-40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
-43.7% of all statistics are made up right on the spot
-48% of astronauts experience motion sickness.
-52% of Americans drink coffee.
-55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
-56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball games each year
-67 million pounds of pesticides and about 3 million tons of fertilizer are used annually on lawns in the US.
-78 rpm albums, used prior to 1948, were only capable of recording for four minutes. It wasn't until later that year that Columbia Records introduced 33 rpm albums capable of playing 23 minutes per side.
-80% of animals on earth are insects.
-80% of arrested criminals are male.
-In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid, which is Disney spelled backward.
-By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
-One in ten people live on an island.
-84% of a raw apple is water.
-It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
-85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
-85,000,000 tons of paper are used in the United States each year.
-28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.
-Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
-Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
-Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said -"Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.
-90% of bird species are monogamous; only 3% of animals are.
-90% of New York City cab drivers are recently arrived immigrants.
-98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
-98% of the weight of water is made up from oxygen.
-99% of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as jack-o-lanterns.

For more facts, check the link. They claim to have over 3000 items that may or may not warp your mind.
optical illusion #2


spiral or circles? ouch.