"For man with no forgiveness in heart, life worse punishment than death" ~Mr. Miyagi ~ Karate Kid II
Early life
Born in Isleton, California, the son of an itinerant fruit worker, Morita developed spinal tuberculosis at age two and spent the bulk of the next nine years in Northern California hospitals, including the Shriners Hospital in San Francisco. He was for long periods wrapped in a full body cast and was told he would never walk. The boy, often alone and isolated, made sock puppets to entertain himself.

After a surgeon fused four vertebrae in his spine, Noriyuki finally learned to walk again at age 11. By then, his Japanese American family had been sent to an internment camp to be detained for the duration of World War II. The boy was transported from the hospital directly to the camp in Arizona to join them.

For a time after the war, the family operated Ariake Chop Suey, a restaurant in Sacramento, California. Teenage "Nori" would entertain customers with jokes and serve as master of ceremonies for group dinners.

Noriyuki graduated from high school in Fairfield, California and shortly thereafter moved back to the Sacramento area, where he took a job with Aerojet-General, an aerospace company that designed and manufactured rocket engines.

It was only after working his way up to head of a computer operations department that Morita, by now a husband and father, and also seriously overweight, decided he had taken the wrong life path. He quit and became a standup comedian.

Comedy and improv
"Pat" Morita, often billed as "the Hip Nip" in his standup act, became a member of the Los Angeles improvisational comedy troupe The Groundlings. He always said he loved being around one of his best friends Marc Mader.

TV roles lead to movies
A recurring role as a Korean national on the sitcom M*A*S*H helped advance the comedian's acting career. His portrayal of malt-shop owner Arnold on Happy Days made him a household face and name.

Although Morita gained worldwide fame playing a wise karate teacher in The Karate Kid and its sequels, he never formally practiced a martial art and most of his karate scenes in movies were performed by stunt double (and noted shito-ryu karate-ka) Fumio Demura. Although he had been using the name "Pat Morita" for years, producer Jerry Weintraub suggested that Pat be billed with his given name to sound more ethnic.

Death
Morita died Thursday, November 24, 2005, at his home in Las Vegas, of natural causes at age 73. Morita is to be buried at Palm Green Valley Mortuary and Cemetery. He is survived by his second wife, actress Evelyn Guerrero, and three daughters from his previous marriage to Yuki Morita-Scott.

Filmography
* M*A*S*H
* Happy Days
* Sanford and Son
* Mr. T and Tina
* Midway
* The Karate Kid
* The Karate Kid Part II
* The Karate Kid Part III
* Honeymoon in Vegas
* Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
* Spy Hard
* Mulan
* The Next Karate Kid
* The Karate Dog
* The Hughleys
the XBOX 360 fiasco, days 1-2
i've always been known as someone who both loves Microsoft in all its evil glory and thinks the XBOX is a rather silly testosterone machine. so i wasn't really biased in either direction when the new 360 hit the shelves. i actually plan to get one after i've sold all my other possessions including my blood. however, no one can deny what a disaster this system's launch has been, and it's only day 2.

remember when we grumbled in annoyance when the Playstation 2 was released? everywhere had limited supplies, and how rude of Sony to pull such a stunt. now MS has topped Sony and then some.

as i look at ebay now, the XBOX bundle is going for between $1100-$1200, hundreds over the already ridiculous retail cost. to some extent, this is to be expected, but if there was a reasonable supply of systems available locally, no one would pay this. the shortages are insane. people waited in line all day monday to find out only the first few of them were going to get the bundle system... the others had to choose from the handful of crappy bare-bones machines or get nothing. i've already heard and read several stories about how even the people who paid--IN FULL--for reservations months ago are being told they may have to wait until 2006. real nice, Microsoft, you just ruined Christmas for a bunch of little kids.

yadda yadda, that's a lot of drama. these days everyone should realize they're going to have at least al ittle trouble with popular new electronics. BUT IT GETS WORSE. some of those who managed to get ahold of an XBOX 360 found out that IT CRASHES LIKE IT'S GOT WINDOWS 95 LOLS. a tear comes to my eye as i recall the "blue screen of death"... so nice to see it again.




whatever your preference is, here's an interesting article about the top ten reasons to SKIP the 360 in favor of a Revolution, listing the other side of the "top ten reasons to buy" articles. i was really surprised to see this, and it makes some very good points :D

heh. today's Penny Arcade comic

anyway, that's what i've got so far. if you've got them, i'd love to hear more horror stories because i'm just that kind of person.

oh, and it messed up a few Wal*Marts.



I see a lot of remakes in ole Wilmer's future. Can we pass him off as anyone else??
Forgiveness for Sale
If you want me to forgive you for anything, here is your chance!
Why can't there me more of this creativity out there to enjoy?


the great mind's biography

you rock Gary Larsen !!
There is something to Be said about the country you live in when Mariah wins at violence-free Vibe Awards is a headline.
time to click on stuff again


weird animal news?


other stuff:
  • Are You Infected by Sony-BMG's Rootkit? - this is helpful: an article about that copy-protection stuff happening with Sony cds and what it does to your computer. there is a partial list of cds known to be "infected" so far... though with the exception of Life of Agony, you really shouldn't even be buying it in the first place, nevermind making extra copies ;)
  • List of Top F-Word Movies - look at how all my favorite gangster movies are on there, along with Jay & Silent Bob. does swearing excessively make a movie better? maybe so! oh, wait, then "Devil's Rejects" would be the best movie. nevermind.
  • Best-Looking Free MMORPG... EVER - looks fun, though i have forbidden myself to play MMORPGs due to my obsessive nature. i'd be like one of those Chinese kids who died after staying up playing World of Warcraft for five days.
"Ginger Kids" - there is no sarcasm in this post.
last night's new episode of South Park was called "Ginger Kids". by ginger, they mean the freckled / red-headed kids that "creep everyone out". as a redhead, i would like to say i'm honored to finally be among the demographic groups mocked by Cartman. he has pointed out the "unclean" spots on our gene pools in Hitleresque fashion for years, and it's finally my turn.

Eric Cartman has long been one of my favorite characters on TV. he usually leads the show while it brilliantly pokes fun at humanity. it's not unusual for larger populations like politicians, Canadians, and the religious to be the butts of jokes, but seldom do unimportant groups get this sort of attention.... a whole half hour dedicated to the recessive-gened ginger kids!

of course, the other boys, who have morals, strive to teach Cartman a lesson by drawing freckles on his face and dyeing his hair in the night. in proper hypocritical & self-righteous fashion, Cartman switches sides. he leads all the ginger kids in a revolution, proclaiming THEY are the actual pure race.

i never really thought redheads creeped people out, but maybe we do! it can admittedly be unfortunate when a male is a ginger kid, but not little girls, right? besides, i'm not quite the extreme orange-haired, freckle-plastered sort pictured on the show. i've only been taunted for being pale, and that was only by the fems that made fun of anything that wasn't like them. look, the show's even made me self-conscious! yay for South Park :D
Deck everything with holly by God with liberty and justice for all!
Zann and I were conversing this evening, and we came across the topic of Christmas trees and how they appear earlier and earlier each year. We figure, that soon, every holiday known to mankind will need to include a Christmas tree. Think about it.

Easter - Already about Christ, so why not have a CHRISTmas tree?
Valentine's Day - Wishing you were with God so you didn't have to endure the wretched holiday in the first place! Fa la la la la!
Fourth of July - "One nation under God"... light those fireworks under the tree!
Halloween - The holiday we spend scaring away evil spirits.. what better way to do that than by putting up a symbol of Christ? Forget the pumpkins with scary faces, we need glittering tinsel and eggnog!
Thanksgiving - Here we give thanks to God for all of the wonderful things we have to be thankful for.. have some ornaments!
Christmas - The original tree!
New Years - Hangovers from Hell cause people to fall in and about their toilet muttering phrases such as "Oh Christ!" Besides, the tree's still up anyway.

Have I left any out? Feel free to add your own in the comments section! Tis the season after all!
if all else fails...
here's a little bit of that positive thinking mumbo-jumbo. no matter how depressing this birthday weekend is, one thing about it will remain awesome:



BORK BORK I HAVE MUPPET STAMPS
I'll be home for Christmas
I finally committed to leaving the city yesterday. It came in the form of my resignation from work. Signed, sealed, delivered. I bought the farm. No more excuses, no more broken return dates.

Second weekend of December, I'll be leaving just as quietly as I arrived. A good deal more mature, with a chunk of good experience. I may not know exactly what it is I want, (or how to get what I do want for that matter), but I do know what I never want again.

No more screeching homeless people, no more giant city rats, no more garbage-lined streets, no more hostile work environment, no more being used as someone's doormat, no more stinky garbage nights, no more subways, no more fear of low flying planes and explosions, the list goes on and on.

Here's to positive learning experiences and no regrets. Cheers!
a bit of gaming news just cuz