If you are not yet aware of the wonder of snakes on a plane, you are missing out. Here's the pitch. People are on a plane. Snakes break out of cages. Big fight! It's genius! And the name? The title? Snakeflight? Aspline? Rattleplane? NO! You would be wrong if you guessed any of these! WRONG! It is called SNAKES ON A PLANE! It must have taken a marketing genius some 3, maybe 4 minutes to come up with that!
I am constantly in awe at hollywood. And the best part? SAMUEL L. JACKSON KICKING SNAKE ASS!
I've never been on a plane before, so I'm moderately nervous. Couple that with my fear of poisonous snakes somehow escaping and being fully functional in a pressurized environment as well as angry and willing to bite anyone within reach and it's a nightmare scenario. The only thing worse is if there were somehow spiders, scorpions, maggots and jellyfish loose at the same time! Or sharks. SHARKS ON A PLANE!
I need to go to Hollywood.
