Rumor has it the animated movie will be in theaters March 2007! Time to pull the enormous rubber suits out of the 80's section of your closet and order a pizza, DUDE!

How many of you played the Nintendo game seen above?? How many of you spent endless hours trying to rescue that silly girl by diving into sewers and facing horrible men that multiplied every time you slashed one with a sword?? And what WERE those flying things that bounced about the ceiling? Seriously, as if giant rats weren't enough.

Just so you know, Splinter's dead. I saw him on the street in NYC. Death by transit bus is not pretty.

Leonardo ALWAYS gets caught, damnit. If anyone needs me I'll be sewer surfing.


