Anyone else find it interesting that Ozzy Osbourne can barely function or speak, yet sings coherently and in tune?? He is a walking catastrophe, and a miracle of science all at the same time. I can relate.

I've recently picked up a copy of Black Rain, the newest Ozzy album, and I'm giving it my stamp of approval.

All of the songs rock, not just the released singles.Zack Wylde is an incredible wanker, as always.

Did anyone see them on the VH1 Rock Honors last night?
Let's go to the movies.....Let's go see the stars!
Thought I'd put up a list of upcoming summer movies, as we're rapidly approaching the blockbuster season!

Here we go.

May 25th - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

June 8th - Ocean's 13

June 15th- Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

June 27th - Live Free or Die Hard

July 4th - Transformers

July 13th - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

July 20th - I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

July 27th - The Simpson's Movie

August 3rd - The Bourne Ultimatum

August 10th - Rush Hour 3

There are more, but these are the most noteworthy I believe. Enjoy!
Hell, It's About Time


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Building A Utopian Playland
I've found a new calling. Hail Steel!

They're bad boys. They're die hards. They're lethal weapons. They are...
By the creators of Shaun of the Dead, Spaced, (Which should be on DVD in America NOW (by the way, watch this show if you get a chance, it's great!) ) and Don't! in the movie Grindhouse, comes Hot Fuzz!

A supercop is sent into a tranquil village, on account of his incredible cop skills making all the other cops look bad. When some people begin turning up dead, he thinks there's a conspiracy. Is he going barmy? Of course not! He blows the conspiracy wide open with a combination of old fashioned detective work, excessive violence and an incredible amount of gunplay. If you've ever wanted to see an old lady kicked in the face, or a pensioner with a walker attack someone, you need to see this movie.

In short, this a 10 out of 10. Everyone should go see this! It's a parody of every action movie you've ever seen but done better than all of them.

And I wanted to see Spiderman 3 Thursday night at midnight, but that doesn't look like it'll happen. But everyone should see that when it comes out too. I bought stock in marvel comics, and I need my investment to pay off!
TortugasNinja!
Ninja Turtles Take Control of Huge Building

This guerrilla stunt from Brazil made use of an 82 foot tall building and a projector system to play an impressive 3D movie of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles saving the day. I hope you all had a chance to catch the movie. Despite being fully 3D animated, which I thought would severely hurt its credibility, it actually holds up to the classic live action Turtles trilogy.